androidelf:

*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey

(via joshpeck)

TAGS:   I miss Ben.

nhodoubt:

I have three styles


1. lets-make-it-more-obvious-that-I’m-a-lesbian
2. GIRLY GIRL 
3. i-laid-in-bed-all-day-watching-friends

(via straderc4)

straderc4:

300% of my happiness

straderc4:

300% of my happiness

gayisthenewokay:

happylittlebastille:

long-island-comedium:

SO YOU KNOW THAT POST ABOUT THE RED VARSITY JACKETS WITH LEATHER SLEEVES BEING THE LESBIAN UNIFORM???

WELL I WAS LOOKING AT THIS JACKET ONLINE:

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AND THEN I FOUND THIS REVIEW:

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AND I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT

LOOK AT THE “BEST USES”

it looks even better out of the closet

OH MY GOD IT’S THIS POST IF ANY OF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY I’M LAUGHING MY ASS OFFimage

(via hellagayeveryday)

TAGS:   I want one tbh.

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via myarmsareridiculous)

dekutree:

how much bacon u got

dekutree:

how much bacon u got

(Source: goodassdog, via tastefullyoffensive)